Shell "Oil Rig" Breaks, Sprays Liquor All Over Fancy People

(apparently a hoax) “Last night the Seattle Space Needle hosted an event to commemorate Royal Dutch Shell plunging its steely barb into the Arctic. New York-based Occupy Wall Street protester Logan Price, who hails from Vashon Island, somehow gained entry and caught this delightful video of a woman getting spewed with liquor shooting from a fake oil rig.”