“Reviewer’s Lament” mugs and shirts

I know some of you already own my harsh indictment of the CSS box model in mug or t-shirt form:


Today I’m adding a brand new design to my Zazzle store, which I call “Reviewer’s Lament”:

I'd give it zero stars if I could

Featuring the oft-heard existential refrain “I’d give it zero stars if I could” and a soothing rainbow, the new design is available on mugs, t-shirts, and posters. Please enjoy it, if you can.